What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
12.06.2025 01:57

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”
Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3
“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]
I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:
-mwahh
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]
“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”
“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]
“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]
“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”
“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”